The Glorious Party

tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

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kixxinq:

School sucks and I just want to watch Netflix in my pajamas

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sixpenceee:

Sometimes when my mom calls me from downstairs and I have absolutely NO idea what she said, I shout back “OK” and hope that’s enough. 

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metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

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ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

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rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

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me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.

me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.

Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?

Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

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comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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unastray:

x glow me x

unastray:

x glow me x

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theodd1sout:

I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend. 

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