The Glorious Party

Guess who got rejected by the guys she likes. Well that’s life. I’ll live. And he has a lot more self control than other guys at least.

Got a picture with the hot waiter in Switzerland. He’s 16.

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

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gokuma:

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise



omg what a cutie

gokuma:

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise

omg what a cutie

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sekra:

Some things just run in the Stark blood. Like genius. And appreciating what it can do for a body.
Although Tony should probably appreciate it outside of Steve’s shower.

sekra:

Some things just run in the Stark blood. Like genius. And appreciating what it can do for a body.

Although Tony should probably appreciate it outside of Steve’s shower.

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skype call
zayn malik

yo listen, are you gonna come? where are ya? alright, cool, how long it’s gonna be? alright it’s cool. why am i staring at your breasts? why can’t i see your face? i don’t know… i wanna see your face… show off your face first

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snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

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ishipitlikeups:

clevergirlhahanotactually:

idontgiveahex:

if opposites attract why aren’t hot people attracted to me

The obvious logic here is that you’re hot. 

That’s the most encouraging thing I’ve ever heard.

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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So explanation as to my lack of posts lately

Im in Europe and I have had little to no wifi. First I was in England then France right now I’m in Switzerland. I felt bad not letting you guys know why I’m being a lazy dick in terms of updates.