The Glorious Party

thedevioussloth:

vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues

THIS GAME WAS LIKE ONE OF THE FIRST VIDEO GAMES I EVER PLAYED AND IT WAS BASICALLY MY CHILDHOOD. ALSO THE FLOATING PLATFORMS THAT YOU HAD TO JUMP ON TO GET ACROSS A GAP WERE SO ANNOYING. FILCH’ S CAT WAS THE WORST. FRIGIN GNOMES TOO.

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

(via sparks-the-skankosaurus-rex)

gazzymouse:

beckpoppins:

meganhilty:

Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

(via hero-ofcanton)

smuppetbuttfluff:


veedeerest:

leanonberger:

summersxdelight:

durianseeds:


This is Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo (Child).
She received $1700 dollars in donations from fans all around the world. Instead of keeping it for herself, using it for pageants, or for something else, she purchased toys for needy children in her area.
Her family gives to the needy AND supports equality for gays? Fuck you to whoever disses her. She’s 7 and shows more compassion than most people three times her age.

She’s my queen.

That is totally for publicity!

oh my god you’re right
let’s ignore this canned food drive they held too

oh right and this? $1300 in cash donated by fans to buy just THIS image of all these toys?
and oh shi-

this extreme amount of TOYS AND FOOD donated in a SINGLE night via their Christmas meet and greets with Santa (which Sugarbear dresses as Santa in the sweltering Georgia winter heat for hours at a time)
is all
publicity
and the fact that they take pictures of themselves with the *ALL* letters and trinkets their fans send them?

oh gosh, yes, this is totally publicity

Seriously, no one has any reason to talk crap on this family. They have never done a single thing wrong and look at all of the good they do for their community.

People hate them because they are Southern, overweight, and successful while still managing to be wonderful people.

smuppetbuttfluff:

veedeerest:

leanonberger:

summersxdelight:

durianseeds:

This is Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo (Child).

She received $1700 dollars in donations from fans all around the world. Instead of keeping it for herself, using it for pageants, or for something else, she purchased toys for needy children in her area.

Her family gives to the needy AND supports equality for gays? Fuck you to whoever disses her. She’s 7 and shows more compassion than most people three times her age.

She’s my queen.

That is totally for publicity!

oh my god you’re right

let’s ignore this canned food drive they held too

oh right and this? $1300 in cash donated by fans to buy just THIS image of all these toys?

and oh shi-

this extreme amount of TOYS AND FOOD donated in a SINGLE night via their Christmas meet and greets with Santa (which Sugarbear dresses as Santa in the sweltering Georgia winter heat for hours at a time)

is all

publicity

and the fact that they take pictures of themselves with the *ALL* letters and trinkets their fans send them?

oh gosh, yes, this is totally publicity

Seriously, no one has any reason to talk crap on this family. They have never done a single thing wrong and look at all of the good they do for their community.

People hate them because they are Southern, overweight, and successful while still managing to be wonderful people.

(via thedevioussloth)

raddfaggott:

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

that’s for sure not obama with a duck.

(via thedevioussloth)

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

(Source: whorshipment, via thedevioussloth)

bbytofu:

brood-mother:

slunchy:

magicnein:

let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys

here i’ll start

*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke

[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit

[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?

^that last one tho

(via thedevioussloth)

dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

(Source: i-want-cheese, via thedevioussloth)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via thedevioussloth)

cleromancy:

electric eels are not technically “eels.” king cobras are not technically “cobras.” peacock mantis shrimps are not technically “peacocks,” or “mantises,” or “shrimps.” horny toads are not technically “toads.” my dad was not technically “there for me” or a “father figure” 

(via angryfolkmusic)

pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

(via thedevioussloth)